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Senior Copywriter

Porscha Colville

Porscha, Porkchop, Porschamint Pattie. Our non-NYC New Yorker goes by many names. She writes copy particularly peacefully and is always eager to share her next big idea. When she’s not churning brand knowledge into silky sweet creation, she’s probably preparing to fling you with a chicken. Take cover, she’s a good shot!


  • Syntax Precision
  • Being Short
  • Office Snack Drawer


  • Milk
  • Cardio
  • Getting 8 Hours Of Sleep