Senior Copywriter

Porscha Colville

Porscha, Porkchop, Porschamint Pattie. Our non-NYC New Yorker goes by many names. She writes copy particularly peacefully, though we can’t quite keep up with all the thoughts inside her head. When she’s not heads down churning brand knowledge into silky sweet creation, she’s probably preparing to fling you with a chicken. Take cover, she’s a good shot!


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  • Being Short (+7)
  • Office Snack Drawer (+5)


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